I won’t be satisfied with my life until I meet someone who’s a sarcastic piece of shit like me and is attractive and wants to fuck me bye
Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.
Josephine Hart (via schadenfreudic)
FUCKING AMAZING!
*STANDING OVATION*
skills i have mastered
- not texting back
- procrastinating
- eating copious amounts of food in one setting
- painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
- sleeping a lot
- being single
- guy: periods arent that bad you're overexaggerating
- me: i will bleed on everything you love
